HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMC STUDENT?/

1. I don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend; I have a laptop.

2. I do not eat lunch; I digest case studies.

3. I do not say “goodbye”; I say “bye for now.”

4. I do not watch TV for the shows; I watch TV for the commercials.

5. I do not say "effectiveness"; I say "effectivity." (note: look it up...thereis no such word as effectivity)

6. I do not say "eureeka"; i say "eureka."

7. I do not conduct interviews; I conduct executive probes.

8. I never make eye contact; I manage all contact points.

9. I do not have a black book; I have a red book.

10. To me, sleep is a luxury, not an option.

11. I do not sleep over at my friends' houses...because i do not sleep.

12. I never plan; I always strategize.

13. I call it the sweet spot, not the g-spot.

14. I never hit below the belt, only below the line.

15. I do not say big dipper nor dig deeper; I say dig dipper.

16. When i hear the word puno, i do not think of a tree.

17. I do not have friends, connections, nor goals. I am audience-focused,channel-centred, and results-driven.

Brings back those cute college day memories.
1-3: Ivan G. and Fozzy
4-17: Gopz and Bon