UNSOLICITED PROPHESY/

Funny thing happened over the weekend as I was buying DVDs. A vendor randomly foretold my future. There I was shifting through piles of pirated goods when he commanded that I turn my palms upward. He held them and straightaway said that my life was messy. No surprise there because the lines in my hand criss-cross like a spiderweb spun by a drunk spider. He looked at them and said that my first marriage wasn’t going to last. Half amused, I asked him, “So ilan naman ang mapapangasawa ko?”. He said two. Hmmmph. He said that I would have six children. Well, atleast that’s good news. I have a lot of interesting names lined up for the kiddies.

Let’s see, there’s…

Sandralina
Quintessence or Quintessential
Jay Mohr
Ryan Phillipe
Jakob Dylan

And maybe…

Jack (short for Ejaculation. Reserved for the kid who goes beyond 3 hours of labor)

Anyway, back to my future. He also claimed that I would go abroad. He said that right now, I was middle-class neither rich or poor, but someday I would be rich. Because I would marry rich. The vendor told me to mark his words and to return to him when all that he predicted came to be.

Wow. What a weirdo.

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